20 Reasons to Come to Champlain
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2-Champlain makes you awesome
3-Champlain is sexy
4-Ranked a top tier college by U.S. News
5-Lots of free t-shirts
6-Everyone is applying here
7-We have a smaller campus than UVM
8-UVM is overrated
9-UVM spent money on anti drinking campaigns; we used it to expand living space.
10-UVM has business, but we have BYOBiz
11-You probably learned to ski here
12-Come to Champlain and gain superior knowledge
13-Why wouldn’t you want to come to Champlain?
14- We have over 75 student clubs
15-We have the dirtiest hippies around
16-You could graduate with a job
17-Gov. Dubie speaks on behalf of Champlain
18-We are the Beavers
19- We’re the nicest people in the world
20- Either come to Champlain or don’t go to college.
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